Last month I shared with you the most awkward hallmarks of my ‘80s and ’90s childhood. I assumed, naively, that communal showers after P.E. and rubbing our teacher’s pantyhose during story time would be among the weirdest rites of passage that kids have ever had to endure.
Men in their 60s and 70s reached out to me with the equivalent of “hold our beer.”
The first email I received was from my own colleague, features reporter Richard Chin, who grew up attending public schools in Muskegon, Mich. As he explains, swim classes were segregated by sex — and the boys were required to swim naked.
“Looking back on it, the vibe was kind of weird: A fully dressed male adult gym teacher making a bunch of naked adolescents lie on the pool deck and do porpoise slides into the water,” he recollected. “People don’t believe me when I tell them that a public school required kids to swim naked, but you’ll probably hear from other people that it happened to them.”
Sure enough, I did. From southeastern Minnesota to the Twin Cities suburbs and the Iron Range, Minnesota men wrote in, remembering this aspect of childhood in vivid detail. The rule apparently did not apply to girls, who were allowed to wear bathing suits as they learned the front crawl and backstroke.
The practice of mandatory naked swimming was hardly unique to our state. If you were in the dark like me, you can read all about the custom of “nude swimming in U.S. indoor pools” on the internet; an entire Wikipedia page is devoted to it.
Scott Ostman had no idea that the phenomenon extended beyond Virginia, Minn. He thinks it was the rule for all boys in seventh to 10th grade to swim in the nude until about 1975. “Can you imagine in a million years something like that ever happening today?” he said. “Yet, it was a thing for years up there and seemingly no one questioned it.”
Ostman had found a loophole, though. “Fortunately, I had eczema on my legs that I would vigorously scratch to the point of visible discomfort where a quick stop at the school nurse’s office would earn me a pass to allow me to merely watch from the stands,” he said. “True story. It was horrifying.”